(Source: pleatedjeans, via withlove-sammi)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via lolzpicx)
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
(via thismindlessbehavior)
big dicks are all fun and games until
this is the most accurate representation I have ever seen
(via karkiemoose)
made this transparent
I love you, sea pancake.
yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.
(via karkiemoose)
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
(via karkiemoose)
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
(via tyleroakley)
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
(Source: onefitmodel, via karkiemoose)
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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
(via bayybooo)
